UPDATE: Far-Right Island’s Republican controlled House of Special Interests issued a statement saying they will fully support any bill that doesn’t reduce gun deaths or the number of guns on FRI’s streets. Check back for further updates so you don’t miss the next mass shooting that will come at any moment. We will let you know how many happy carefree kids running around laughing today will be turned into lifeless corpses by the next assault-rifle legally purchased by an insane NRA member. And all so a minority who love guns and find the idea of shooting someone emotionally fulfilling, can go on fantasizing that guns will somehow heal their weak cowardly egos and stop them from being incredibly stupid morons.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Is it time to wake-up yet America? Have you finished washing the blood off your hands from the 9 kids you allowed to die yesterday and the 9 kids who will die tomorrow and the day after because you continue to allow those you voted into office to keep supporting unfettered access to guns? Your vote has the power to stop the slaughter of innocent lives where guns have become the leading cause of death for American children. That is unbelievable! And gun deaths keep rising. Other countries have already acted and greatly reduced gun violence in their countries. What the fu*k is wrong with Americans? When will you finally get rid of ALL the guns or are you still thirsty for more blood and dead kids?

Grow-up America! Stop trying to live in the Old West you morons.

Finally, if you really want to help stop gun violence, these liberal leaning do-gooder organizations might help:

Locked & Loaded

You want control over my body? Come and get it fellas!!!

Fuck Off!

KILLING abortion

Abortion is a personal and private matter that belongs between a female and her doctor.

Abortion is a hot button issue that is heating up on Far-Right Island.  Anti-abortionists want all abortions banned on the island while pro-abortionists want abortions to remain legal.  Let’s dig into the issues.

The anti-abortion position directly opposes the written Word that shows God is pro-abortion.  The Bible clearly states that God wants His priests to provide abortions in return for a small fee (Numbers 5:11-31).  Any woman who wanted an abortion in biblical times only had to ask her husband to go before the priest and claim he suspected his wife might have been unfaithful or has been eating way too much cholocate.  After paying the going rate, the priest would make the woman drink bitter wine that would cause her belly to rise and abort the fetus.

The reason the church on FRI stopped supporting abortion is because doctors started performing this service and cut the church off from a long-standing source of income.  Because this opposed the church’s fundamental ‘fee for service’ business model, in 1869 Pope Pius IX declared the penalty of excommunication for abortions at any stage of pregnancy. Up until then Catholic teaching was that no homicide was involved if abortion took place before the fetus was infused with a soul, known as “ensoulment”.  Of course the Pope’s new ruling took a lot of clergy by surprise who suddenly found themselves without a valid excuse for feeling around women’s undergarments.    

Even though God was clearly pro-abortion, a lot of people on FRI oppose it because they don’t like the idea of anyone messing with their sperm or eggs especially after they get mixed together.  To them this equates to killing fully formed babies regardless of the enormous pain and suffering the fetus may suffer both before and after birth due to drug addicted crack smoking alcoholic parents.  Pro-abortionists argue that God has no special love for fetal tissue cells and does not insert souls into fetuses until He is certain they will not be born with two heads or both sets of genitals.  Souls are valuable and it is a little pointless to put them into fetuses that will be stillborn or born without a brain otherwise known as anencephaly.  Anti-abortionists argue that there is a special place in heaven for still-born brainless idiots.

It seems anti-abortionists may have gotten this abortion thing all wrong.  God was clearly pro-abortion and would never have ordered priests to stop performing abortions since he already knew how fu*ked-up the world would become that these prekids would get born into.  Jesus would never have wanted lumps of deformed fetal tissue born into an overpopulated world filled with starving children that do have souls, anymore than He would want babies born into families who didn’t want another child because they knew it would grow up unloved, unwanted, and sexually abused.   

How cruel would it be to force children to become mothers before they even graduate from kindergarten just because they got a little too close to Father John?  Come on! Forcing babies to have babies? It just doesn’t make sense.  If you are truly concerned about kids, why would anyone in their right mind want to ruin the lives of children by forcing them to become mothers and fathers while they were still playing skip-rope in the schoolyard.  Talk about child abuse!

And what about all the unlucky children who wind up with parents who are just a few years older than they are?  Imagine the unthinkable horror these kids would suffer after their friends discover the family secret that their older sister is actually their mother.  Or that their brother finally opened up and said it was ok to start calling him dad.  No wonder today’s kids are so screwed up with child suicide rates quickly rising on FRI.

As a side note, everyone knows the anti-abortion thing has absolutely nothing to do with saving unborn children or anyone else. Anti-abortionists, the church, and society at large easily look the other way every day while willfully allowing children who have already been born to suffer hideous painful deaths.

Awhhhh… What’s the matter little one? No food? Inadequate, drugged-up, emotionally unstable psychotic parents who hate you? You look a little sick there fella. Don’t cry to me. I’ve got my own problems. What a pain in my ass these kids are, always looking for a handout. You’re on your own buddy. Get lost will ya?

None of this is about saving unborn children. It’s all about protecting the old boys club where men are men and women are… supposed to make men happy.  It’s a man’s world baby and don’t you forget it!  Even though the Bible says God was pro-abortion, there must be a reason he made man first and gave him the bigger penis.

Or maybe, it all just has something to do with basic human nature and the fact that if you peel away all the fancy clothes, we’re still just a bunch of savages at heart who just climbed down from the trees. That said, there is one good thing we can say about ourselves and life here on Far-Right Island. Most of us are at least trying to do better as we step over the bodies of dead children. Maybe that will work out for us someday where we no longer have to worry about bringing new generations of babies into a cold, cruel, hateful world.

UPDATE: 5/9/2023 – Birth control pills without a prescription coming soon.

Perrigo is about to introduce a new birth control pill under the brand name Opill, a so-called progestin-only pill that only contains a synthetic version of the hormone progesterone to prevent pregnancy. Most birth control pills also contain estrogen but this one works without it. Opill should start to be available in pharmacies soon without a prescription thereby greatly reducing the need for abortions by making birth control available to anyone who is sexually active without the expense of seeing a doctor and regardless of age. Of course, if you can afford to see a doctor that is always a good idea but if not then this is fantastic news for you and bad news for the idiots who want to prevent the human race from enjoying sex.

Update: 7/18/2023 – FDA approves Opill! First, safe over-the-counter birth control pill available to anyone without a prescription.

Finally, if you really care about all the kids who have already been born and want to do something real that will actually save children, here are 4 organizations that may help them and one that may help you:

Religion creates imaginary friends and enemies that increases susceptibility to mental illness.

Far-Right Island is a Christian State based on love for Jesus and the Bible. We do however recognize the importance of individual freedoms and the inalienable rights everyone has to believe in false gods if they want to go to hell. Everyone on the Island is free to worship whoever they please so long as those who don’t believe in Jesus keep their beliefs to themselves and well hidden from public view.

Jews who claim they are the “chosen ones” are not welcome on FRI because we don’t want them walking around thinking they are superior or better than everyone else especially Christians. What’s more, they already have their own state where they are free to steal land from the Palestinians so they don’t need to come to Far-Right Island.

Muslims are not welcome on the Island either because they are a danger to themselves and others due to instructions in the Koran to kill anyone who doesn’t believe in Allah. Muslims also have a tendency to cut the heads off their female children who shame the family by touching non-Muslim penises. The Island Police already have their hands full dealing with all the gun violence and do not have the time or resources to go around disarming Muslim pipe-bombs and suicide vests during Church Revival meetings.

Jim Jones is not welcome if the rumors turn out to be true that the Kool-Aid he drank was not laced with cyanide. Same thing applies to all the other cult leaders one of whom instructed their not too bright followers that if they committed suicide they would wake up on a spaceship in orbit around earth. You just gotta believe that some people can be the dumbest animals!

Anyone else from the 7 billion other religions who pray to 7 billion anti-Christian gods are not welcome either because they cannot answer the simple question about what makes the god they learned to believe in any more real than the Christian gods they should have learned to believe in.

On Far-Right Island the only imaginary friends in the sky that islanders are permitted to have are the ones based on Christian fantasies and delusions. All other delusions are strictly forbidden due to their tendency to awaken the Island’s faithful from mind-numbing chanting or choir induced trances before donation plates get passed around.

Here is the secret that nobody wants to say out loud except for that pesky kid who keeps running around shouting; “The king has no clothes on!” Will somebody please shut that kid up! I can’t stay focused on dreaming about heaven and hell with this kid always jolting me back into reality.

Anyone with an ounce of common sense knows religion is all about the money and we cannot and will not tolerate anyone trying to steal money from our church so they can give it to some other lying charlatan trying to convince our followers that they are sinners who need to be saved by a different preacher who has a direct hotline to god. What a load of crap! Heal this idiot! We know our religion is the one true religion because that’s the one we’re told to believe. End of story.

Repressing Human Sexuality

MAKING SEX DIRTY

State or religious meddling in private sex lives can lead to abnormal behavior and suicide.

It’s commonly known that conservatives are a little uncomfortable talking about sex or dirty pictures because it might remind them of what they are missing. If that’s you, you might want to skip this article because we sorta get into it. You’ve been warned.

Keeping love chained to conservative values is the core mission of all good conservatives you might see leaving church all decked out in their Sunday best. The diverse forms of love everyone experiences is sinful and should not be tolerated, at least until a minimum of one hour after mass has passed. Christian boys and girls who attended Catholic schools all know this rule very well.

There is an epidemic on Far-Right Island that is eroding the very fabric of conservative family values. There are simply too many unmarried people running around touching each other on their private parts. This is no laughing matter as all the sex induced smiles frequently seen in dimly lit parking lots seem to indicate. Seeing others engaged in what you secretly wish you could do yourself is absolutely disgusting. Just thinking about sex is a sin though if one is truthful, it’s also a bit of a turn-on.

Sex is a wonderful human experience that for most of us is far different than the sensationalized perverse view we get from the news. The media has furthered sexual repression today to the point where the only acceptable discussions about childhood sex for example, are those that condemn it or take the position that child sexuality is abnormal, unnatural, and a serious danger to children’s mental health. Anyone not adhering to this highly accepted taboo is immediately branded a pedophie trying to sell the idea that adults having sex with kids is ok. While the fact that adults and children do not make good sex partners for rather obvious reasons is nothing less than good common sense, that does not in any way justify misguided attempts to deprive entire generations of children the inalienable right to their sexuality.

What is the world coming to today? Gay marriage! Can you believe it DeSantis? Whatever happened to all the adult bookstores on Times Square in the 70’s with huge sections of magazines displaying breasts big enough to feed a family of four? And the somewhat smaller sections of gay mags with private parts that almost touch the floor. There was bondage, stern looking girls with whips, mags devoted to anal sex, and sections showing preteens engaged in sex with adults and other preteens.

Can you imagine the look of disgust the clerk might give you if you walked up with a handful of kiddy porn to put on your American Express credit card? What would he think of you? Things were different back then since the public was a little less intolerant of fringe sex. Everyone knew that type of stuff went on, though most were too afraid to admit to any of their own “abnormal” curiosities. Of course, the common understanding was that sexual attractions outside of one’s own age group was sick and usually involved dirty old men who couldn’t find anyone their age willing to have sex. Nevertheless, a lot of people from all walks of life could be seen buying fringe sex mags back then including kiddy porn that never would have been displayed if it wasn’t selling well.

What you couldn’t help notice if you dared a quick glance was that most of the preteens did not look like they were being forced into something they didn’t enjoy. Actually, they Just looked like kids having fun. But as for the adults who were participating in sex with kids, one has to wonder what they found attractive about a pair of nonexistent breasts on a 6-year old? It is worth noting that the majority of adults photographed with mobile phones today having sex with kids are not actually pedophiles but rather bad parents willing to use their kids like blow-up sex toys. Just something to add a bit of spice to the boring sex lives of a few parents that may be more prevalent than anyone might want to admit and perhaps even more prevalent during the pandemic.

Today, it is well accepted that any form of sex before you reach the age of 18 either causes suicide or sexualizes you into becoming sexually active before you are emotionally ready for an adult level sexual relationship. Bottom line is that adult sex is the only type of sex that isn’t harmful. Of course that isn’t true and might explain why church run summer camps are cesspools for learning everything there is to learn about sex as all the pinned up sexual energy suddenly finds an outlet. That’s where horney campers explore sex with bunk mates, counselors, nurses, kitchen staff, canoe instructors or anyone else who might show some interest. After all, the far majority of sexual encounters are highly pleasurable experiences driven by powerful desires everyone experiences regardless of age, culture, religion, or the level of sexual repression within the family one happens to grow up in.

Maybe the reason lawmakers decided to ban all pictures showing children engaged in sex had something to do with the principal of “out of sight – out of mind” along with the idea that this would protect children from creepy guys and gals looking to have sex with them. Though there certainly may be some validity in that approach, it fails to consider all the farranging effects of effectively trying to outlaw child sexuality.

Everyone knows kids enjoy playing doctor just as much as adults do. After all, all the adults in the room were once kids. You don’t have to be screwing around with things that vibrates to know it feels pretty good to experience sex. It is a healthy and perfectly normal expression of both childhood and adult sexuality that everyone experiences no matter how much they might have learned to pretend sex is immoral, sinful and a sign of bad character. If that’s even remotely true then all us humans must be pretty bad.

So why in the world would any parent want to make their own children hate themselves by convincing them the sexual part of who they are is dirty, immoral, sinful and something they should never play with unless they want to go to hell. Or the type of behavior no “good child” should ever engage in. Of course all children know they have sexual feelings and behave sexually so it’s only natural that a lot start to feel ashamed especially if someone catches them in the act. Depending on the response or how crazy their parents are, something that can scar them for life. What a load of bs and as dumb as the phoney idea that normal children aren’t supposed to experience sexual desires until sometime after entering puberty. That is unless they are sexualized by catching their parents playing around on top of each other through the keyhole to their bedroom. More crap…

Kids naturally witnessed their parents and others in their tribes engaged in sex with each other since long before anyone started wearing clothes. It was the normal way to learn about sex. They’re still learning about it today but now its called watching porn though there is a lot of validity in the idea that porn does not accurately convey the love part of sex. Tribal kids probably found such things rather boring but no doubt occasionally attempted to imitate what they saw so they could figure out what all the grunting and moaning was about. In any event, early exposure to others engaged in sex did not scar anyone for life as many now believe. Sex is a natural internal experience that does not require external influences for activation. Unfortunately, today’s kids have to worry about the insanity of living in societies where they could be arrested for playing doctor. Now if you really want to screw some poor kid’s head up for life that’s the way you do it. Real smart savages.

Just stop will ya? You’re not fooling anyone with this pure and innocent crap. We all know you were playing with yourself the moment you stepped out of the womb just like the rest of us so stop pretending your childhood was a time of angelic innocence. Even angels play with themselves.

All humans are sexual from birth until death unless some savage from the neighborhood is brought in by super-moronic brain-dead parents to cut the clitorus off their daughters. Something that is still practiced today behind closed doors. The same applies to removing testicles from young boys so they can be turned into eunuchs. Look it up if you’re curious. We’re not the first generation to torture and drive our kids crazy over sex and sadly, we won’t be the last either.

I fell madly in love with Jan Rales in the second grade who had the nicests legs and was always super clean. All the boys liked her. That was before she showed up in the third grade with glasses. I was shocked and immediately fell out of love until I saw Diane Walters a couple of days later who I started following around so I could touch the seat she just got up from when no one was looking.

I can’t go into what I dreamed about Diane except to say that I was a horney little guy with a strong desire to see what things looked like on the other side of a clean pair of underwear. I came close when I was wrestling with my older step-sister who had me in a headlock with her legs wrapped around my neck until I decided to take advantage of the situation and turned my face right into her crotch. I don’t think I will ever forget the silly grin on her face as she quickly pulled away. I also remember thinking; “Well that didn’t smell very good.”

Anyone not completely detached from reality surely remembers their own experiences exploring sex and falling in love as a child. It was not only fun but felt really good unless you were forced into something against your will by Uncle Harry or that 350 pound lady from the Children’s Aid Society.

There were once movies behind curtains located in the back of adult bookstores in every town and city on FRI playing the same video selections as all the dirty mags in the front of the store. Aids kinda put a damper on that but now new upscale adult bookstores are starting to open up again along with a bunch of newly renovated gay bath houses.

For 25-cents you used to be able to enter a private booth and sit down in the dark to see your favorite porn star. It usually wouldn’t take long for someone’s fingers to start beckoning from the small hole in the wall between booths for you to stick it in and have a bit of fun. These places were just crawling with TV televangelists, police chiefs, and town mayors who usually snuck in and out threw the back. A lot has changed since then. Now the videos cost $2.

Sex was simpler just a few generations ago though parents also drove a lot of kids to suicide by telling them their so-called “fringe” sexual behavior was an embarrassment to the family. Today you’ve got a bunch of kids who don’t seem to have a clue about who they are supposed to be sexually. Girls wanna be boys and boys wanna be girls. Will somebody please tell me and Ron DeSantis what the hell is going on! Have our kids totally lost it or have they discovered something about sex that completely escaped our generation?

When I grew up you were either straight, gay, or a flower child nymphomaniac. Right Ron? Now it seems it’s starting to be ok to be everything in between. That kinda makes sense since no two people have ever been born with the exact same tastes and I can’t see any reason why the same thing shouldn’t also apply to sex. Ron will you please take your finger out of your ass and stop playing with yourself. That stinks too. And no. Zero interest. Sorry but it’s not my thing.

The bottom line is humanity has a whole lot to learn about sex and what makes us humans tick. I think what does make sense though is a more accepting attitude of “live and let live.” You’ll find that in socially advanced societies that aren’t nearly as sexually repressed as Far-Right Island or the US. Haven’t any of you idiots ever traveled out of your state or country? Soi Cowboy in Thailand could help wake you up. And please someone, do us all a favor and take Ron DeSantis with you. He needs it real bad.

You are the only you who will ever exist and guess what geniuses, the same thing applies to everyone else you share this planet with. The thought that everyone is supposed to experience sex the same way you do is the height of ignorance and downhome cow shit stupidity. Get it through your thick skulls that sex is, always was, and always will be diverse no matter what society or religion you grew up in or what society or religion you didn’t grow up in. Sex was here long before there even were societies or religions so stop going around assuming you know how others are supposed to experience their sexuality. That’s crazy! Worse yet, stop assuming that anyone who doesn’t experience sex the same way you do must have something wrong with them. The only thing wrong about sex are the twisted sick minds that see it as wrong.

What is perfectly normal is for those who see themselves as straight, gay, bi, trans and so on to occasionally mix it up with other types of partners when opportunities present themselves. That’s what people have been doing down through the ages in spite of all the attempts by total fruitcakes like DeSantis to place unnecessary restrictions on free expressions of human sexuality. Didn’t your flat earth parents ever teach you that the world does not revolve around you or your ideas of what constitutes “normality”?

Sex is a powerful driving force that is way more powerful than any church, temple or state has ever has been. Sex is supposed to be fun and enjoying sex is not sinful. Just ask all the priests, ministers, imams, rabbis, and monks out there who don’t even come close to practicing what they preach especially when it comes to sex. They are all full of shit and no one knows that better than they do. It’s perfectly OK to be human and quite normal to go through life experiencing all the diverse sexual attractions one encounters throughout the journey. We are sex machines biologically designed to enjoy sex and should be free to do so without shame unless you want to drive yourself crazy. Sex is a very large part of who we humans are and what we humans are supposed to do.

What isn’t normal when it comes to sex or anything else for that matter, are the human abominations who appear to derive some sick pleasure from hurting others. These are the degenerate freaks of nature who give sex a bad name and turn what should be the ultimate expressions of caring and love into the darkest and most fowl forms of depravity. These are the leftover neanderthals we need to weed out of the gene pool or at least get them off our streets as quickly as we can before they hurt more of us and especially defenseless children.

Have fun with whatever turns your crank sexually. Just make sure you are not forcing anyone into something they want no part of. Maybe they don’t find you attractive because you are too old, too young, too fat, too ugly, too stupid, too poor, or just not their type. Or maybe you stink too much or act like love is a one way street that is all about your needs and no one else’s. Love, sexual attraction and everything else that ultimately takes place between our ears does not have to be well anchored in reality. Though love may seem real to you, the focus of your affections might be incapable of becoming the fantasy you are trying to turn them into. Try not to forget that love is best experienced with a healthy dose of reality.

If they say “No!” and don’t give you a green light then back off and go find someone who is a bit more receptive. If you are having trouble finding someone, then take a quick look in the mirror and see what you can do to improve things. If you think everyone you find attractive is going to feel the same way towards you then you are in for a lot of big disappointments. Ain’t that right convicted sex abuser Donald Trump? Believe it or not, there are some narcissistic degenerates who can’t even imagine anyone not loving them as much as they love themselves. Be careful out there. Watch out for the psychos and emotionally disturbed freaks who will hurt you if you are not careful. And try not to spread too many germs around.

One thing we can all be sure of when it comes to sex is that the last person anyone should ever want to influence their children’s normal healthy diverse sexuality, would have to be none other than Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Sorry Ron but you are an idiot though and through who has the audacity to assume you know what is best for everyone else sexaulity without any qualifications whatsoever that could backup your misinformed personal opinions. You have introduced legislation designed to convince you and a bunch of right-wing maniacs that your sexual attractions are right and therefore the only ones that should be permitted. Anyone who does not experience sex the way you do should just refrain from sex or at the very least keep it well hidden. Can you be that stupid? Or is there something you are trying to keep secret? I hope your kids survive you and don’t turn out to be quite as delusional or uninformed as you are or pretend to be.

As for all the other children out there…

YOU go kids!  Be free and be yourselves. Find a better way to live and have fun falling in love as often as you can with whoever you want.  And if you make a mistake just pick yourself up, brush yourself off and start looking for a better match.  Try not to give up on love by settling for anyone who isn’t a good catch.  There are lots of fish in the sea and your job is to get out there, show your stuff, and find as many potential lovers as you can.  Don’t let any of them swim by without noticing you.

Love knows no boundaries so always keep your eyes and your hearts open. Each and every one of us is naturally bisexual to one degree or another so gender does not always determine who anyone might find sexually attractive. Diverse sexual attractions are as normal as any of us can be. Don’t be fooled by a bunch of lying conservative idiots who want to force you to live your life according to the fake values that screwed DeSantis up so badly. It’s your world now and you have every right to make it into a better place than the crazy one we brought you into. As Nike says;

“Just Do It!”

From the Fake News Desk

DESANTIS SEXUAL FREEDOM ACT

The State has no valid reason to involve itself in private sex lives.

SEXUAL FREEDOM ACT

The right to engage in sexual behavior is a fundamental human right entitled to protection under law.  The free, uninhibited expression of human sexuality in all its diverse forms is an essential component of both physiological and psychological health and should not be denied or infringed upon. It is at the heart of human identity, dignity, equality, and civil liberties embodied in both the U.S. Constitution and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Harmless manifestations of human sexuality cannot and should not be prescribed or legislated.  Excluding instances of real and tangible harms established through a consensus of scientific evidence, the government has no legitimate interest in attempting to control, regulate or influence anyone’s private sexual behavior based upon religion, concepts of morality, obscenity, age, or anything else that inhibits the free expression sex.

Any individual or legal entity that knowingly infringes upon or attempts to denigrate anyone’s sexuality shall be guilty of a civil rights violation with individual damages set at a minimum of $20,000.

From the Fake News Desk

nra issues immediate recall on all guns

The 2nd Amendment does not guarantee the people’s right to possess guns for personal use.

BREAKING NEWS – Death City, Far-Right Island (12pm EST): Due to multiple reports of defects in guns causing pieces of metal to fly out and hit one or more people causing serious injury or death, the NRA in corporation with gun manufactures and the FDA has issued an immediate recall on all handguns, rifles and assault weapons. Reported injuries have risen to well above the number of defective crib deaths or defective auto air-bad fatalities to one gun related death or serious injury occuring every six minutes at a cost of over $7,000 per second to the US economy. For those without a calculator, that amounts to $221 billion in direct costs per year that doesn’t include the additional $27 billion per year it costs to incarcerate 32% of the 1.9 million prisoners who are now serving time for gun related crimes in US prisons.

To give you some idea about how much $221 billion a year is, with that amount of money we could take the 582,000 homeless Americans off our streets and put them all up at Hyatt Regencys at $442 per night for the rest of their lives, and still have enough left over to buy all the homeless with driver licences brand new Teslas. Or we could shore up social security or add a new armada of 17 Ford Class aircraft carriers to our navy every year that would sink Chinese plans to take over the South China Sea and likely cause Kim Jong Un to give up nuclear weapons.

In short, there is little doubt that if the founding fathers were around today they would immediately set the record straight about what they actually intended by the 2nd Amendment that had absolutely nothing to do with individuals using guns for self-defense. If they wrote it in today’s English it would probably sound something like this:

Second Amendment

“The right of a well regulated militia, made up of the people, to keep and bear arms, being necessary to the security of a free state, shall not be infringed.”

The apparent reason the founding fathers describe the militia as “well regulated” was because they didn’t want groups of unregulated simple minded shit disturbers like the Proud Boys running around playing soldiers with muskets. Militias could only be called forth “to execute the laws of the Union, suppress insurrections and repel invasions.” Nothing in the 2nd Amendment is even remotely connected to recent Republican stand your ground laws or Republican support for arming the people with weapons like the AR-15s that have turned American neighborhoods and schools into killing fields. Hello Heller! Anybody home?

The subject of the 2^nd amendment was protecting the right of armed militias to defend the security of a free state.  That was clearly what the founding fathers had in mind when they wrote that amendment.  The Heller Court made a big mistake when they ignored the clear intent within the 2^nd Amendment and instead tried to broadly reinterpret it to mean the Constitution guarantees the right of the people to carry guns onto American streets so they can defend themselves against all the other Americans carrying guns into American streets. It doesn’t say that or anything even remotely connected to the use of guns for personal protection anywhere in the Constitution and certainly not in the 2^nd Amendment.

Obviously, if you removed all the guns from American streets, churches, malls, schools, workplaces, bars and homes there would be no need for anyone to own guns for protection against guns. You would have to start settling road rage incidents by throwing spears at each other out of car windows.

The nonsensical idea that if we get rid of all the guns the only ones left with guns will be bad guys is just that. Nonsense! If we can land a man on the moon we can easily pry guns from the cold dead hands of anyone not willing to give up their killing toys. That’s certainly preferable to continuing to scrape the brains of our children off classroom walls like we’ve been doing for the last 20 or so years. What’s more, there is no need to compensate gun owners a single penny for what they spent on guns. We The People have already paid that bill in full with the hundreds of billions if not trillions of dollars we spent and continue to spend trying to prevent gun violence, caring for the victims after the shooting stops and washing all the blood off our streets.

When the founding fathers wrote the 2nd Amendment in the late 1700s there was no need to spell out any rights to gun ownership since that was not an issue and something everyone already took for granted.  Rifles and guns were commonly used as necessary tools for hunting and protection in the wilderness.  Spelling out the right to have guns within the constitution when the 2nd Amendment was written would be like making an amendment that guaranteed the right to own and ride horses.  Totally unnecessary and absurd. Hello Heller! Is it time to wake-up yet?

The idea of enshrining the right to own guns into the Constitution would never have even dawned on the founding fathers, who were obviously concerned about the need to protect the free state they had just created from a bunch of conservative idiots still loyal to church and king. The same ones that are now members in good standing with the Federalist Society. It’s the “right of the people to keep and bear arms within a well regulated militia” that the founding fathers sought to protect with the 2nd Amendment, not some chicken-shit psychos carrying around assault weapons so they can pretend they’re special forces combat troops engaged in a civil war. Playtime is over girls and boys.

Normal sane Americans who make up the majority, don’t need gun-freaks taking away our liberty and freedom to leave home feeling safe and secure. We’ve lost that right now by the reality that over 100 people sitting around family dinner tables tonight, will not be there for tomorrow’s dinner because some crazy gun-loving freak decided it was time to end it all by taking as many innocent victims with them as they could. But the biggest gun-loving freaks of all who are the real ones directly responsible for so many needless deaths, are the Republican legislators who have worked tirelessly to assure every sick and twisted nut in America has all the guns and bullets they need to keep American blood flowing.

Let’s try and get real here. If the founding fathers wanted to protect the rights of the people to keep and bear arms for uses unrelated to “a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state” they would have written that into a different amendment and not as part of a single sentence dealing with militias. Perhaps that’s why Heller was a 5 to 4 Supreme Court decision that is clearly in need of serious review. How many more children must die before the Heller decision is overturned so Americans can return to being a civilized nation?

There is no need for guns in any modern society. The warm smiling faces from Sandy Hook Elementary and so many others will never be seen again. All that’s left are the tears that can never be wiped away. They were our fellow Americans, our children, our friends and our families who have all been stolen from each and every one of us who could easily join them as part of tomorrow’s batch of victims of America’s gun violence epidemic. Is this any way for us to live? Is this any way for us to die?

It’s a pretty safe bet that if the founding fathers were around today and saw all the death and carnage guns were inflicting on the American people, they would introduce a new “Freedom to Live” amendment banning the use and possession of all firearms or at the very least beginning with assault rifles. The founding fathers valued liberty, freedom, and the pursuit of happiness above everything else. Losing all of that to gun violence is the price America’s men, women, and children keep paying every day in the name of ignorance, greed, corruption, and a blatant disregard for the lives of our fellow citizens. Whatever happened to the fundamental right to life and liberty enshrined into the Constitution.

We really can’t blame the NRA or even the conservative arm of the Republican party for all the gun violence. No, that would be wrong. The buck stops with the American people. It is the people who have allowed our nation to be torn apart by guns and the people who have stood by silently and done little or nothing to stop it. It is the people who hold the ultimate power in America at least until Republicans succeed in screwing that up too. If you want to change things and get guns off our streets, a good place to start would be fixing our broken activist far-right Supreme Court. We better get off our collective asses and fix it so it represents the common sense majority again while we still have a country. The democracy clock is ticking.

The whole world is watching and trying to answer one simple question. “Are Americans fu*king crazy?” The obvious answer would have to be… You bet they are!